Feverish.Glamour.Surgery.Nonsense!!!

Found british Glamour magazine in my messy cupboard...read some of it.Who do they think we are?An extract from the article "14 things we wish they'd invented for women".1)Majical skinny jeans.They go up and down half a stone with you, always retaining that "ooh,i've lost weight" half-inch gap around your waist.(ok,ok,agree with this,that would be quite convenient...)2)Bastard-o-meter.Will flush out a fake 100 meters (can also be altered to "attract-a-bad-boy" setting if required).3)Screech-free wine.This new grape prevents high-pitched shreiks,irrational weeping and shameless participation in karaoke.4)Everlasting lipstik. Although we'd settle for one that lasts through the main course.Well,ok,i have to agree with this 4,none would refuse having such stuff, but the thing is that the rest 10 things are colour-coded cars, cake diet, ultimate bikini, personal tech-hed and non-invasive lipo(yuck)!I won't even name the rest - too disgusting.So does anybody still talk about women' rights,huh?Forget it...Oh,also an ad:"If you're not happy with the way you look...change it!".And...ta-da!Here goes a list:breast enlargement,genital reshaping,breast reduction,eyebag removal,nose reshaping,hair transplant,line reduction,tummy tuck,liposculpture,breast liftup,face lifting...hmm...sounds appealing...Remember, i told you to forget it.Nonsense.What am i writing about?!(Next sentence has nothing to do with plastic surgery.)Ilya and Anna are planning my future.I can't. I wonder why. Why am i so indecisive?(At least i hope it has nothing to do with plastic surgery...whoknowa,maybe they'd like me to make a tummy tuck or eye-bag removal,huh?)