Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Fine Art

Here are some awesome paintings of a pure genius William H. Beard. Some are quite small but it doesn't make them less cute.
1.Bear Dance
2.The bear and a cub
3.The bears in the watermelon patch
4.Dancing bears
5.So you wanna get married, eh?
6.Dancing bears a-la impressionism
7.And this one's by Michael Sowa, very nice indeed!






Saturday, January 20, 2007

Friends,Juguetes de Cuerda



Friends in Spanish...just funny:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOw7neL3tf0

...lipstick for men add...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTokqeL7sOU

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Godly Ulster Scots

You should see it!YOU SHOULD!!!I gasped when i read this!!!Who do the ulster scots think they are,eh?Really,i promised to myself never to be on either side:whether Catholic or Protestant,and it's not a problem of faith anyway,but i can't hold back!I can't stop surprising human nature!Why?!I wander it traces it's roots back to 22 October 1641...just now i'm searching the net and all the books i have(believe me,i have many)to understand.It's a long story and it'll take me lots of time,but it's worth it.Human capacity of setting traps to themselves...Now just look at this!I'm outraged!!!
And the quotes below the photo say:
"While the Ulster Scots ( Scotch Irish) Troops of the Royal Irish Regiment are of fighting in Iraq with The 16 Air Assault Brigade people in Ulster have to suffer the indignity of watching the terrorists of Sinn Fein IRA protesting against the war and calling President Bush and Tony Blair murderers. I simply cant believe the total hypocrisy of Gerry Adams and these ultra Irish thugs organizing protests around Ireland after all killing they have done."

And here,look at the title!Very politicaly correct,isn't it?!

A killer and terrorist calling the conflict a turkey shoot.
"There will be no pictures of burnt and mutilated bodies of innocent men, women and children, killed in the name of democracy. We in Sinn Féin will continue to play our part in the anti-war effort. We have now put our 32-county membership on alert, and will be fully mobilising in support against US murder throughout this island" Gerry Adams SinnFein/IRA

I have nothing against innocent people, but one of the ulster scots said:"But I don't see why these anti-war protests are going on. I mean, why are they bothering now that is has all started." Yeah,really,lets better tuck our blanket around us and drink coffee,why bother?
As i've said,i'm outraged!

Thursday, January 11, 2007

The perfect name would have been "Shit" but thanks to my good nature i'll name it...i have no other name.I'm spoiled...

This post will be short.Cause it's late and i'm angry.Yes,angry is a nice suitable word.I'll be short and precise.Today i was going home from french by metro, my brain turned off and i got off at "Prospect vernadskogo" instead of my station which's the next(and the last).I waited for the next train on Vernadskogo,got in,looked around me,saw a good-looking guy,started making eyes at him(sounds weird in english,but you understood),seriously,i glared at him and that sort of stuff.Next moment i noticed he was doing the same.I mean staring at me,not making eyes!He didn't look gay after all!I had a thought that i should ask him if we were going to get aquainted or we were going to continue staring,but decided against it.For the first,no,the second,time in my life i decided to rely on a guy(what an honour).I went off,he went off.We went up the stairs,smiled at each other.Then my mom rang me,while i was on the phone he got out of sight.Then i walked several meters,looked back:he was standing by the metro entrance and staring.I thought "no way,now i surely won't ask him anything!If he's such an idiot that he'll just stay and stare...well,good luck,buddy!".I was soooo damn angry!!!Angry with him and even more angry with myself which is sooo damn annoying!!!I was angry with him for being such an indecisive idiot and with myself for relying on a guy!I knew,knew i should never,never rely on a guy,but thanks to my current brain stiffness i did the most stupid thing i could do in such a situation,which is...NOTHING!!!Going up to him,throwing my jacket and t-shirt away and my bra in his face would be better that doing nothing!How damn stupid!!!I came home angry,as i've stated above,looked into the mirror and thought "fuck me,what an ass..."(i mean not my ass,but he was an ass).My mom asked me kindly what was the matter...i said "oh,nothing,just feeling a bit...pretty tired".Pretty shitty i would say if she wasn't my mom!I couldn't tell her "you know mum,me and some guy,we were staring,glaring and doing all the things possible to attract each other'a attention and then he just stood and stared(stupid ass) and i just walked away(how could i?!)".Wow,i thought it was going to be a short post.As you can see i really was pretty angry...sorry for many swear words,i couldn't hold back,i'm really sorry.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

marvel of juljul;)








Pure Nerd
73 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 13% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

Congratulations!


Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Professional Wrestling

Love & Sexuality

America/Politics

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Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

I thought i was a geek...well,what do you think?

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

juljul

I'm a goddamn marvel of modern juljul.

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Where the hell did you think i got that name,eh?;)

Friday, January 05, 2007

Insomnia

It's 4 in the morning and i can't sleep!!!What's the matter,eh? I just can't fall asleep...so decided not to devastate myself trying actually to fall asleep and i've done some stupid test. Usually i fall asleep in front of the comp after such tests. Hope it'll work...
Well, i could have got any of these...

The Cool Guy: this guy is the center of the world, well at least the center of the social scene in your grade. He’s cool, subtly fashionable, cute, confident, and every girl at your school has a crush on him. Being the center of attention is great, but being his sidekick can be less than fun. Everyone wants a piece of him and because you’re not necessarily at the top of his list he occasionally forgets about things that are important to you. Although he’s great on the surface, you shouldn’t completely trust him with your heart.

The Sweet Guy: This shy-guy, has a heart of gold. He would do anything to make you happy, except get involved in social events or disobey his mother. His idea of a great night is skipping the happening party to sit at home watching a movie. While it’s great that he defers to you on every question, sometimes you wish he’d take a stance and stop letting people walk all over him!

The Perfect Guy: Perfect in every way, he’s your Chad Michael Murray, Ashton Kutcher, Adam Brody, Usher, and Orlando Bloom all wrapped up in one amazing guy like Tommy Hazard. He remembers your birthday, gets good grades, is psyched to meet your parents, and can’t keep his hands off of you (only when you give him the okay, of course)! You pinch yourself every time you see him to make sure he’s real.

The Guy’s Guy: He’s the team-captain of every sport and always has a posse of guys following him around. He’s the loud, gorgeous guy you’ve fallen for for all of the wrong reasons (his amazing eyes, his killer bod, his fab car…). He knows he’s hot, can be a total jerk and could never promise not to kiss and tell. But one smoldering glance from him and you’re weak in the knees for him again.

But damn it! Of course i got the perfect one! I can't remember him being perfect, that's er,let's just say a bit of a problem.dwhy me?!Why always me?!I hate Ashton and Orlando!!!And have you seen that Chad Michael Murray guy...? I mean i'm not that mean usually, but it's 4 in the morning for god's sake!May be not 'no luck' but bad luck...(tsa(c))Ireally don't wanna sound like an old spinster, but Gloria Steinem once said she needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle...Um,she was definitely an old spinster!