Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Fine Art

Here are some awesome paintings of a pure genius William H. Beard. Some are quite small but it doesn't make them less cute.
1.Bear Dance
2.The bear and a cub
3.The bears in the watermelon patch
4.Dancing bears
5.So you wanna get married, eh?
6.Dancing bears a-la impressionism
7.And this one's by Michael Sowa, very nice indeed!






Saturday, January 20, 2007

Friends,Juguetes de Cuerda



Friends in Spanish...just funny:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOw7neL3tf0

...lipstick for men add...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTokqeL7sOU

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Godly Ulster Scots

You should see it!YOU SHOULD!!!I gasped when i read this!!!Who do the ulster scots think they are,eh?Really,i promised to myself never to be on either side:whether Catholic or Protestant,and it's not a problem of faith anyway,but i can't hold back!I can't stop surprising human nature!Why?!I wander it traces it's roots back to 22 October 1641...just now i'm searching the net and all the books i have(believe me,i have many)to understand.It's a long story and it'll take me lots of time,but it's worth it.Human capacity of setting traps to themselves...Now just look at this!I'm outraged!!!
And the quotes below the photo say:
"While the Ulster Scots ( Scotch Irish) Troops of the Royal Irish Regiment are of fighting in Iraq with The 16 Air Assault Brigade people in Ulster have to suffer the indignity of watching the terrorists of Sinn Fein IRA protesting against the war and calling President Bush and Tony Blair murderers. I simply cant believe the total hypocrisy of Gerry Adams and these ultra Irish thugs organizing protests around Ireland after all killing they have done."

And here,look at the title!Very politicaly correct,isn't it?!

A killer and terrorist calling the conflict a turkey shoot.
"There will be no pictures of burnt and mutilated bodies of innocent men, women and children, killed in the name of democracy. We in Sinn Féin will continue to play our part in the anti-war effort. We have now put our 32-county membership on alert, and will be fully mobilising in support against US murder throughout this island" Gerry Adams SinnFein/IRA

I have nothing against innocent people, but one of the ulster scots said:"But I don't see why these anti-war protests are going on. I mean, why are they bothering now that is has all started." Yeah,really,lets better tuck our blanket around us and drink coffee,why bother?
As i've said,i'm outraged!

Thursday, January 11, 2007

The perfect name would have been "Shit" but thanks to my good nature i'll name it...i have no other name.I'm spoiled...

This post will be short.Cause it's late and i'm angry.Yes,angry is a nice suitable word.I'll be short and precise.Today i was going home from french by metro, my brain turned off and i got off at "Prospect vernadskogo" instead of my station which's the next(and the last).I waited for the next train on Vernadskogo,got in,looked around me,saw a good-looking guy,started making eyes at him(sounds weird in english,but you understood),seriously,i glared at him and that sort of stuff.Next moment i noticed he was doing the same.I mean staring at me,not making eyes!He didn't look gay after all!I had a thought that i should ask him if we were going to get aquainted or we were going to continue staring,but decided against it.For the first,no,the second,time in my life i decided to rely on a guy(what an honour).I went off,he went off.We went up the stairs,smiled at each other.Then my mom rang me,while i was on the phone he got out of sight.Then i walked several meters,looked back:he was standing by the metro entrance and staring.I thought "no way,now i surely won't ask him anything!If he's such an idiot that he'll just stay and stare...well,good luck,buddy!".I was soooo damn angry!!!Angry with him and even more angry with myself which is sooo damn annoying!!!I was angry with him for being such an indecisive idiot and with myself for relying on a guy!I knew,knew i should never,never rely on a guy,but thanks to my current brain stiffness i did the most stupid thing i could do in such a situation,which is...NOTHING!!!Going up to him,throwing my jacket and t-shirt away and my bra in his face would be better that doing nothing!How damn stupid!!!I came home angry,as i've stated above,looked into the mirror and thought "fuck me,what an ass..."(i mean not my ass,but he was an ass).My mom asked me kindly what was the matter...i said "oh,nothing,just feeling a bit...pretty tired".Pretty shitty i would say if she wasn't my mom!I couldn't tell her "you know mum,me and some guy,we were staring,glaring and doing all the things possible to attract each other'a attention and then he just stood and stared(stupid ass) and i just walked away(how could i?!)".Wow,i thought it was going to be a short post.As you can see i really was pretty angry...sorry for many swear words,i couldn't hold back,i'm really sorry.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

marvel of juljul;)








Pure Nerd
73 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 13% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

Congratulations!


Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Professional Wrestling

Love & Sexuality

America/Politics

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Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

I thought i was a geek...well,what do you think?

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

juljul

I'm a goddamn marvel of modern juljul.

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Where the hell did you think i got that name,eh?;)

Friday, January 05, 2007

Insomnia

It's 4 in the morning and i can't sleep!!!What's the matter,eh? I just can't fall asleep...so decided not to devastate myself trying actually to fall asleep and i've done some stupid test. Usually i fall asleep in front of the comp after such tests. Hope it'll work...
Well, i could have got any of these...

The Cool Guy: this guy is the center of the world, well at least the center of the social scene in your grade. He’s cool, subtly fashionable, cute, confident, and every girl at your school has a crush on him. Being the center of attention is great, but being his sidekick can be less than fun. Everyone wants a piece of him and because you’re not necessarily at the top of his list he occasionally forgets about things that are important to you. Although he’s great on the surface, you shouldn’t completely trust him with your heart.

The Sweet Guy: This shy-guy, has a heart of gold. He would do anything to make you happy, except get involved in social events or disobey his mother. His idea of a great night is skipping the happening party to sit at home watching a movie. While it’s great that he defers to you on every question, sometimes you wish he’d take a stance and stop letting people walk all over him!

The Perfect Guy: Perfect in every way, he’s your Chad Michael Murray, Ashton Kutcher, Adam Brody, Usher, and Orlando Bloom all wrapped up in one amazing guy like Tommy Hazard. He remembers your birthday, gets good grades, is psyched to meet your parents, and can’t keep his hands off of you (only when you give him the okay, of course)! You pinch yourself every time you see him to make sure he’s real.

The Guy’s Guy: He’s the team-captain of every sport and always has a posse of guys following him around. He’s the loud, gorgeous guy you’ve fallen for for all of the wrong reasons (his amazing eyes, his killer bod, his fab car…). He knows he’s hot, can be a total jerk and could never promise not to kiss and tell. But one smoldering glance from him and you’re weak in the knees for him again.

But damn it! Of course i got the perfect one! I can't remember him being perfect, that's er,let's just say a bit of a problem.dwhy me?!Why always me?!I hate Ashton and Orlando!!!And have you seen that Chad Michael Murray guy...? I mean i'm not that mean usually, but it's 4 in the morning for god's sake!May be not 'no luck' but bad luck...(tsa(c))Ireally don't wanna sound like an old spinster, but Gloria Steinem once said she needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle...Um,she was definitely an old spinster!

Sunday, December 31, 2006

NY party: home, sweet home!

Really, there's no place like home!And NY party is no exception. This probably is the craziest time i'm blogging: in Russia it's 4:48 exactly.Well, the party was traditional but great: Vladimir Putin's speach, Moet champagne, salads, fish and of course vodka.I didn't drink any!But anyway i'm ok now, an hour earlier i was a bit merry after a glass of wine and um...i didn't count champagne...probably 5 glasses...after these i was a bit merry, but i usually get fine in little time,so now i'm bright and don't want to sleep at all!But gotta go wash my hair after so much hair spray i vaporised on it...
Me and the pine
Merry me and my even more merry mum:)

Yesterday NY party at Iridan

Yeah,it was great...as usaual.Here some photos to prove.I was a pig.A cute pig.I mean it was just ok,cause one of my firends was a chicken.I fyou see a strange costume with lots of yellow feathers - that must be a chicken,though she didn't really look like one.It was quite dull till our teacher got drunk and decided to show us some tricks with fire...ehm,we were scared when that burning stick flew into us,the spectators...but nobody got hurt,just scared.When there were no plastic glasses left...well,you can imagine.One enthusiastic guy was wandering around trying to organize a 'ruchejok' game...he was the only enthusiast so far,but after 10pm everyone was quite ok with ruchejok and this young man was satisfied at last...then we did fireworks.Beautiful.Um,so thats it.The report is over.See the photos below and wait for todays party report;)!
For god's sake,don't be scared,not all of us are like that guy pretending to be "Lord of the Dance'...he looks more like Lord of the Trance...

Pirates and vikings...

That guy to the right from me loks scary,but he's nice in general...

Me the pig:)

The king of fire...and the famous burning sticks...

Guess what.Ruchejok!I wasn't that drunk to participate.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Easy comes...easy goes!The year i mean

Some people(including me)think we shouldn't ever look back,we should moove forward.That's why i don't want to overlook this year wich is leaving us once more:i lived it,that's enough.I have no right to say it was bad for me,cause for some i love it was much more difficult,so i would say it was just...er,tiring.There were moments i want to repeat,there were some i'd like to forget and never remember again.All i can say that life is beautiful,life is great,whatever it gives us and whatever it takes away.It's just...you know...normal.Something comes,something goes...but the best things in our life stay forever,at least in our hearts,thats why i can definitely say i love it.I said we shouldn't look back but here's just a glance.Here things that stay.
Friends stay.I met lots of interesting people and looked deeper into my old friends and saw something new,something different,something great.There were lots of tests,but i believe it was for the best:we always have them to prove mostly to ourselves that there's no other thing like friendship,and that when your friend has troubles,or when we both have troubles other things don't seem to matter.
Dreams stay.I can't say i'm very dreamy,but i have lots of dreams.Little of them may come true in 2007,but hope for some.But anyway they will stay and wait till their turn to come true.I believe in the old proverb 'everything is good in its season'.
Family stays.Sometimes i think i could kill my parents,but when i understand how much i am addicted,how much i love them...
Inner world stays.It's not influenced by the troubles from the outside,it always stays the same:only for you.
Your world stays.Your world is your friends,your family and your dreams.
That is all about looking back.I'd like to look into the future.The next year must be terrific,i feel it.But anyway i hope it won't disappoint me.At least i know i'll be happy anyway having all those things that stay.Time for NY resolutions:):
1.I'll become more tolerant.
2.I'll do everything i possibly can to help.
3.I won't quarrel about stupid things.
4.I will show those i love that i love them more and more often.
5.I'll pay more attention to the household stuff.
6.I'll stop thinking about the future so much.
7.I'll play more with my dog and cat.
8.I'll smile and cry whenever i want.
9.I will finally understand that small worries can't affect happiness in general.
10.I'll overcome all the difficulties life gives me(with only little help;)
Thats all i can think of right now,probably later i'll remember smth else.Thanks for attention:)and Happy New Year to everybody!Love,Juljul:*

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Oh yes,man is a fool...blah-blah-blah

"Sometimes I see
How the brave new world arrives
And I see how it thrives
In the ashes of our lives
Oh yes, man is a fool
And he thinks he'll be okay
Dragging on feet of clay
Never knowing he's astray
Keeps on going anyway"

Ok,that was just an introduction:)When juljul was merrily looking through work premit visas or vacancies in Ireland i came over a TSA term...so here what it really means: Technical Support Analyst...how dull,my interpretation's much more lively!

Monday, December 25, 2006

Party

Well, party's over, all cleaning done, presents stuffed into the wardrobe:)...here some photos:enjoy!It's a pity the photo where i'm blowing down the candles is not on my camera,but i'll upload it later.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Seasons greetings...

Um,hello everybody!I'm Juljul,nice to meet you.I'm not just Juljul,i'm that special kind of Juljul who's 16 today...yeah.Dear god,the person who used the expression 'time flows' was stupid,cause it surely doesn't flow,it runs,runs as fast as it can like a chaised rabbit!!!Life runs,i run...we're all in a hurry.We all are hurrying to happy future that lies ahead and i'm in no way pessimistic about it!I'm happy,though i don't feel any more older.I promise solemnly to everybody that i'll stay the same,or at least change for the best.Thanks to everybody who wished me all the best today,that was really great,i recieved greetings even from my hohlyatsky friends and i was confused and happy!Thanks once more,you know i love you all!Just the way you are;)So i don't change - you don't change:a deal?Ok,i'll go and prepare for the tomorrow party...
P.S.I'm really glad cause i'm writing this post om my new pc,woohoo:)

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Honeymoon

Yeah,you're bored aren't you?But the end is near,only honeymoon plan left!
1.Some island in the pacific.Fiji...?One of the tiny islands in Fiji's called Taveuni.
Where:
2.Accomodation.Coconut Grove resort is not the best of course,far from luxurious,but what will i need?As far as i'll have a bed and some meals it's ok.Could be 2 different bures.I chose the second.
Mango bure.
Description:
From every window are views of the beach and the garden, with mango trees and butterfly orchids in abundance outside.
Large windows allow the warm tropical breeze to carry the scent of flowers into your room.
The Mango Bure has a queen size bed and overhead fan. There is also a single bed under the front windows on which you can read your book, and a small fridge nearby for your cold drinks. It is a spacious room with high ceilings, and the walls are covered in indigenous reeds that give the room a real island feeling. There is a large verandah in the front with two oversized chaise lounges. It is the perfect spot to spend the late afternoon and watch the colors of the sky change over the ocean as the sun sets.
Our island is famous for the kula birds, which are like small parrots. And the best seats in the house at sundown are on the verandah of the Mango Bure. You will see them flitting through the air at sundown, flying in packs from coconut tree to tree.
From the bathroom you step outdoors to the attached hot water "honeymoon shower". It was built from lava rocks we found down the island and has a banana tree cascading over the rock wall. Talk about a special place to bathe! You haven't lived until you have showered here, outdoors, in total privacy looking out at the sea.
3.RATE: US$195.00 per night for 2 people + gov't tax.Ok-ok,could be cheaper...hm...
But on the other hand this rate includes:
*Accommodation in your beachfront bure
* Transfers from the airstrip here on Taveuni
* Tea & coffee in the morning, afternoon tea with homemade cookies
* Sunrise from your bed in the morning
* Use of our ocean kayak and snorkel gear
* A complimentary 1/2 hour massage for one of you in our new massage bure on the beach
* Snorkel trips to the reef
* Village visits
* The sound of the ocean from your bed each night
4.Activities(besides usual activities of newly wed couple)
Nature hike to Bouma Waterfalls
The Lavena Coastal Walk
Birdwatching in Qeleni Village
Vidawa Rainforest Walk
Waitabu Village Visit
Horseback Riding
Village visits
Full-day sails
Snorkeling trips

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Here comes the groom...

...ta-ta-ta-da...
(there no words in this march for a groom,sory)

11)Tux.Oh my dear god.I just couldn't find the righ one so i picked the one Ksju liked.I like it too:the best from loads of tuxes i've looked through.Though in my previous post i said everything i thought about tuxes.Too formal.But wedding is a formal occasion after all...

12)I need some less formal dress for a party.Cause i can't imagine myself lifting my wedding dress over my knees,putting on hard shoes and dancing a jig!Here it is:
13)I though i could change my shoes too...to smth less formal.It's gonna be a party after all!
14)Groom's less formal wear:i'm sorry, i can't help thinking about checked knitwear!I'm paranoid on checked knitwear!CHECKED KNITWEAR!!!!
15)Reception.Well...we won't have any party on the lake,cause sooner or later we're gonna freeze there,so i guess there'll be rustic chairs with cozy cusions,like these.But of course this photo was taken at the seaside,but pretend they're on the lake!
16)Cake.At the reception there'll be served this small tarts and the cake itself will be waiting for guests in the restaurant.The tarts:
The cake:traditional is the best!Snowy-wight...uh...
And of course drinks.At the reception there'll be some cooling drinks in case i would faint.And some hot drinks.Very ho drinks,cause as i've said before poor guests will freeze there!
17)Music.I don't want the traditional march,i'm sick of it.I need something special...i have several proposals,you can vote:
1.Tween Peaks theme by Angelo Badalamenti.You could think that a track from a thriller is not the best choice,but hey,just listen!It's marvelous!
2.Everlasing love by U2.I'm not sure myself,but it could be.
3.Misty by Frank Sinatra.I love you,Frank!
4.Majestica by Lisa Lynne
5.Morning Prayer by Steve Schuch and The Night heron Consort
The most likely are numbers 1,3 and 5 especially,but i haven't decided yet.All other songs i could leave for the party.

We wish you a hairy christ moose etc.

Sorry for off the topic, i'm just tired of searching for a perfect tux(though i don't really like tuxes, but i know it'll be strange for a groom to wear some...er...knitwear or a sweatshirt).
So Christmas is coming,the goose is getting fat...poor goose...die on Christmas eve!Auful death, if you ask me.S New year and Christmas(and my birthday;)are approaching and i can't wait 3 fucking days till holidays and then...oh,miracle!I can't believe it!Only 3 days!T-h-r-e-e!!!Can't wait ...
...1)to see the reindeers on their way
...2)to sit in my warm bed , drink hot chocolate and see the wsnowflakes coming down slowly
...3)till making snowmen and celebrating with those i love
...4)here i am:

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Here comes the bride all dressed in wight...

...Sweetly serene in the soft glowing light
Lovely to see
Marching to thee
Sweet love united for eternity.

Time for a new optimistic post.This's gonna be a large project in two parts,so be patient.I had to do a deal of research for this one so you should pay tribute to my work.I was inspired by my recent dreams(remember,Ann?).The thing is,i had a dream where i was getting married for two nuights and i decided to create this post.I need to put it all in logical order.The logical order tells me to write who the groom is first,but i'll ignore my inner voice.Not for long.(ha-ha,this is a joke).

1)Season.
Late spring or early autumn.Lets say may or september,as long as it's mild outside.
2)Time.
Morning.It could be dawn actually.Sorry,dear guests,you'll have to wake up before sunrise.You could do such a little thing for your precious Jul,couldn't you?
3)Location.
The ceremony itself takes place in Ireland(i know,i'm not very imaginative),co.Wicklow,Guinnes lake(i didn't choose the location by the title!)See below:

There's definitely smth wrong with the link,but you still can check it out:
maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Ireland,Wicklow&daddr=&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=31.977057,58.183594&ie=UTF8&t=h&om=1&z=11&ll=53.009826,-6.047974&spn=0.18963,0.679779&iwloc=addr
4)The essential thing:the ring.I think all Piaget jewellery's beautiful,but his rings are special.Espessially the Piaget wedding possession ring.It's simple but on the other hand quite exqusite.Perfect for a wedding ring...the prise is another matter...

5)The dress.Just as the ring:simple,but exqusite.Just like this...


6)Bride's maid dress.Sorry girls if you don't like it,you'll have to wear this.I'm sure you're ready for this little sacrifice!



7)The veil.I had to cut Marcia's face a little.I love the veil cause you look like Lady Marry...no,really,this special headband makes it special.

8)The flowers.I'm not sure yet...i think of white peonies.I love peonies,they remind me of my childish home:my granny used to grow lots of peonies in our cottage...these are happy memories:)So there're definitely going to be peonies.And little roses.See below:



Plus the bride's maids will carry small bunches of lavender:


9)Oh dear...nearly forgot about shoes!I'm torn between two pairs of Jimmy Choo's...
These...

...or these...

10)Well,the other dilemma is my mom's dress...i thought of these,but i'm not sure...i hope she won't get mixed with the bride!

Sorry guys.i'm worn out...TO BE CONTINUED